| 1. Christians say, “I asked Jesus into my heart,” “I was born again,” or “I was saved,” or else we probably were not. 2. Christians don’t say hello, we “greet one another with a hug and a holy kiss.” 3. When Christians say goodbye, we declare, “Have a Jesus-filled day!” 4. To a complete stranger, a “good Christian” won’t hesitate to announce, “Jesus loves you, and so do I!” 5. Whether affectionately or with pity, you may never be sure, Christians often say, “Bless your heart,” which is always pronounced with thick southern sweetness. Go ahead and say it again. You know you want to: “Bless your heart.” 6. For grins or groans, now throw this in: “God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.” (But, you know, that’s not in the Bible, right?) 7. When the pastor preaches a powerful message and the choir’s songs are especially pleasing to the ear, Christians exclaim at the close of the service, “We had church!” 8. Wait just a minute. We don’t say, “The pastor preached a powerful message.” No, Christians say, “The pastor was Holy Ghost-filled and the Word of the Lord was anointed.” 9. Christians don’t have good days, we “get the victory!” And a great day is a “mountaintop experience.” Can someone say “Amen?” 10. Christians don’t have bad days, either! No, we’re “under attack from the devil, as Satan roams like a roaring lion to destroy us.” 11. Christians don’t ever say, “Have a good day!” We say, “Have a blessed day.” 12. Christians don’t have parties, we have “fellowship” and dinner parties are “pot blessings.” 13. Christian[s] don’t get depressed; we have “a spirit of heaviness.” 14. An enthusiastic Christian is “on fire for God!” 15. Christians don’t have discussions, we “share.” 16. Similarly, Christians don’t gossip, we “share prayer requests.” 17. Christians don’t tell stories, we “give a testimony” or a “praise report.” 18. When a Christian does not know how to respond to someone who is hurting, we utter, “Well, I’ll be praying for you.” After that comes, “God is in control.” Next, we say, “All things work together for good.” Should I keep ‘em coming? “If God closes a door, he’ll open a window,” and another favorite: “God allows everything for a purpose.” 19. Christians don’t make decisions, we are “led by the Spirit.” 20. Christians RSVP with phrases such as, “I’ll be there if it’s God’s will,” or “Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.” 21. When a Christian makes a mistake, we say, “I’m forgiven, not perfect.” 22. Christians know that a really terrible lie is “belched from the pit of hell.” 23. Christians don’t insult or say rude things to a brother or sister in the Lord. No, we “speak the truth in love.” However, if someone should mistakenly feel judged or rebuked, we say, “Hey, I’m just keepin’ it real.” 24. If a Christian meets someone who is stressed or anxious, we know they simply need to “let go and let God.” 25. Last but not least, Christians don’t die, we “go home to the be with the Lord.” | 1. Objectivists say, “I asked the love of my life into my heart,” “I was born to be selfish and happy,” or “I was drowning in altruism,” or else we probably were not. 2. Objectivists don’t say hello, we “greet one another with a bow of the head with respect for each other’s individuality.” 3. When Objectivists say goodbye, we declare, “Have an ego-filled day!” 4. To a complete stranger, a “good Objectivist” won’t hesitate to announce, “Your reason loves you, and so do I!” 5. Whether affectionately or with pity, you may never be sure, Objectivists often say, “A is A,” which is always pronounced with thick southern sweetness. Go ahead and say it again. You know you want to: “A is A.” 6. For grins or groans, now throw this in: “You work in mysterious ways when you are not thinking rationally.” (But, you know, that’s not in Atlas Shrugged, right?) 7. When the Ayn Rand Institute podcaster preaches a powerful message and our internal choir’s songs are especially pleasing to the ear, Objectivists exclaim at the close of the episode, “We had logic!” 8. Wait just a minute. We don’t say, “The ARI podcaster preached a powerful message.” No, Objectivists say, “The podcaster was Reason-filled and the Word of the Self was anointed.” 9. Objectivists don’t have good days, we “feel a sense of life!” And a great day is a “benevolent universe experience.” Can someone say “Amen” like Peikoff? 10. Objectivists don’t have bad days, either! No, we’re “under attack from the whim-worshippers, as tribalists roam like a roaring lion to destroy us.” 11. Objectivists don’t ever say, “Have a good day!” We say, “Have a virtuous day.” 12. Objectivists don’t have parties, we have “OCON” and dinner parties are “pots of gold.” 13. Objectivists don’t get depressed; we have “a spirit of moral judgment.” 14. An enthusiastic Objectivist is “on fire for heroes!” 15. Objectivists don’t have discussions, we “debate.” 16. Similarly, Objectivists don’t gossip, we “share our honest opinions.” 17. Objectivists don’t tell stories, we “give a philosophical argument” or “praise Rand’s work.” 18. When an Objectivist does not know how to respond to someone who is hurting, we utter, “Well, I’ll be thinking of you.” After that comes, “You are in control.” Next, we say, “All things can be handled if you adapt.” Should I keep ‘em coming? “If an opportunity closes its door, a new one will open,” and another favorite: “Don’t leave your life to chance.” 19. Objectivists make decisions, we are “led by objective knowledge.” 20. Objectivists RSVP with phrases such as, “I’ll be there if it brings value to my life,” or “If I’m willing and the second-handers don’t rise.” 21. When an Objectivist makes a mistake, we say, “I’m perfect, just not omniscient, sorry.” 22. Objectivists know that a really terrible lie is “belched from the pit of delusion.” 23. Objectivists don’t insult or say rude things to a brother or sister in the community. No, we “speak the truth in love and the good.” However, if someone should mistakenly feel judged or rebuked, we say, “Hey, I’m just keepin’ it rational.” 24. If an Objectivist meets someone who is stressed or anxious, we know they simply need to “make a plan and execute.” 25. Last but not least, Objectivists don’t die, “it’s the world that will end.” [But, also, DON’T DIE—thank you, Bryan Johnson.] |
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Links: https://www.learnreligions.com/cliches-christians-say-700635; http://www.aynrandlexicon.com; https://medium.com/future-literacy/one-meal-23-hr-fast-100-nutrition-18187a2f5b
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